If your junk drawer lacks an opener but not scissors, to the rescue they come. If you ever find them, they can be used in two ways to open a beer bottle. The first is to open the scissor blades ...
The only problem is that sometimes liquid refreshment is trapped in non-twist-off glass bottles which—while very attractive—can be a hindrance if you don't have a bottle opener. But don't worry.
The process usually starts with a spin of his chore wheel that will surprisingly often advise you to drink a beer. While the bottle cap is removed by a standard wall-mounted opener, the fun starts ...