A NEW public sculpture of a snail has been likened to a "giant poo emoji" and branded a huge waste of public money. The Periwinkle Shelter sculpture, which cost £6k and was woven from willow ...

They began their post by wondering if it’s genetic or dietary, but whatever the cause they insist “everyone births giant logs ... begging for the poop knife from the toilet seat.

China's giant pandas are a top tourist draw ... paper towels and toilet paper, and marketed under the Panda Poo brand. A box of tissues will be sold for 43 yuan (£4.90; $6.50).

The report says this vehicle could very well spawn a production model (we're guessing it wouldn't include the toilet seating), but there's no word yet on production timing or price for the poo ...