Next up on Veggie shopping network, "Pants"

Welcome viewers, what comes next

A pair of pants with stripes or checks?

Dig in your wallet, dump out your purse

Who'll be the one to buy the first pair?

You can wear 'em if you're big, you can wear 'em if you're small

They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall

You can wear 'em in the spring, you can wear 'em in the fall

They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall

Sold five so far, down to 20

Look whatchu get for a little bit of money

Down to your feet and up to your tummy

Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants

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If you buy right now tonight

We'll throw in a set of Ginsu knives

A pair of pants could change your life

One easy payment, $9.95

See the tag on the back when your size gets small

They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall

You can wear 'em to the farm, you can wear 'em to the mall

They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall

16 more, we're down to four!

You can't buy these in any store

They're just like your grandaddy wore

Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants

Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants

Pants have six legs less than a squid

It's a verb for a dog and a noun for a kid

With a pair of pants, you're not alone

You can dance with your pants till the cows come home

These pair of pants will win your heart

We accept most credit cards

From stretchy waists to elastic bands

Makes easier buffet eating pants

Tills, slacks, corduroys

Pants bestow a special joy

As seen on the screen of your TV

These pants can hide on cycling needs

There's parrots made of high green vibe

Don't hesitate! All sales are final

To summarize, you might recall

They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall

Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants

Four, three, two, one, going going going gone

We're out of pants, we've gotta run (pants)

You've got some skinny legs (pants)